The Cruz-iest part of his Cancun Grill tweet is that this isn't the first time he's tried to reference Cancun as a joke in that "Hey, remember this shitty thing I did?" kind of way. Because when people ask you for a ride to the airport, they mean the airport at their international destination. No, no, he was just dropping off his family, who wanted to go on vacation during the winter storm. He said he flew back home and wasn't going to Cancun to stay. When Cruz realized people would actually be upset that he'd leave the country during one of his state's most dire emergencies, he passed the buck to his own wife and kids. The Texas Department of State Health Services later determined that the winter storm caused the deaths at least 246 people, and that's a low estimate. People in Texas and almost all the rest of the states found it in poor taste - to say the least - that a so-called enemy of the elite would book a trip to a tropical climate while many of his constituents had to spend an average of a week without power or adequate heating, among dozens of other problems that followed. Way back in the brutal winter of 2021, when Texas went through a devastating snowstorm that knocked out the state's neglected power grid, Cruz thought that would be the perfect time to take a tone-deaf vacation to Cancun. I’m in Midland, TX today, and guess what I found! #Cancun □□ /mKEBy75xiU- Ted Cruz He's also doing what comedians would call a "callback" but for the worst reason because, again, he's Ted Cruz. During a visit to Midland, he spotted a neon sign for a restaurant called the Cancun Grill, and because he has a cellphone and no ability to discern the difference between a self-effacing joke and trolling his constituents, you can guess what happened next.Ĭruz posed for a photo with that big grin across his "What if Wolfman Jack couldn't grow facial hair?" face, raised his hand to draw attention to the sign and had someone take his picture. Worst of all, this happens often when he attempts to make what he considers to be "jokes."Ĭruz's latest attempt to be the best at being the worst Ted Cruz he can be landed on Twitter over the weekend. That's because Cruz's mutant X-Men power is his ability to say and do the completely wrong thing at the absolutely worst time in the most flippant way possible. It says: "Oh Christ, what did he do now?" even though we don't want to know the answer. Ted Cruz. As soon as someone utters those three words in that order, no matter the original topic, a deafening silent erupts, glasses and dishes are dropped as people freeze in places and the wind utters an eerie whistle. There are three nouns, one common and two proper, that immediately derail any conversation: Sen.
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